The seemingly endless stream of re-packaged Christmas compilations which each November (or is it August?) hit the record shops provided the idea for this album. The blatant commercialism of modern-day Christmas, emphasised by Christmas cards and Jingle Bells in chain stores and supermarkets in the autumn, was the inspiration for record label Greentrax - poking fun at what Christmas has become, while providing some food for thought!
The Christmas phenomena clearly interests songwriters and provides loads of material for their pens. Ian McCalman and Robin Laing immediately became co-conspirators in Ian Green's eccentric project and their constructive suggestions and musical contributions became invaluable as the project progressed.
Most of the tracks were licensed by Greentrax but some tracks were recorded specially for this album. These include the wickedly hilarious The Man That Slits The Turkey's Throats at Christmas, written by John Rudkin and performed by Robin Laing (with barber-shop vocal backing from Ian McCalman and Scott Murray), and The Present, composed and sung by Tom Clelland, which captures the image of the present we've all received and hated!
Eric Bogle's Santa Bloody Claus has a decidedly Australian slant and is a hilariously disrespectful offering. This is followed by Tom Lehrer's A Christmas Carol, humorously honouring the nation's manufacturers in Tom' s unique satirical style. The other gems are The Lone Shepherd (composed specially for this project) and There Are No Lights On Our Christmas Tree, two funny and cleverly crafted contributions from The Grey Funnel Line man, Cyril Tawney.
Bill Barclay performs his drunken Twelve Days of Christmas vinyl success of some years back. The McCalmans rock to Ian's God Bless The Birthday Boy with a star-studded backing including Runrig's Malcolm Jones. Loudon Wainwright III provides a very thought-provoking song of 1991, Christmas Morning, Enoch Kent has a dig at commercialism in Christmas Comes But Once a Year, and His Worship and The Pig describe how Santa's wife Mary Christmas has run off with the man from Toys 'r' Us.
The album concludes on an almost serious but certainly genuine note with We Wish You A Merry Christmas from the one-off Greentrax Choir. Everyone who took part in this track gave their services free and the royalty will be donated to Cancer Research.